I is not amuzd. Dis my not amuzd fayse.
I is down rite peesd off.
Hoomins went an got a new kitteh.
This her. She look famileeur to meh. Sumpin tell me she try to be like me.
I ben hissin at her and she steel mai toys. Am not a fan.
She iz so annoi-eenks. Followz me round n want to play.
I is old.
Well. She k I gess. Long as she noes who iz boss.
...me. I am bozz. Stoopid babeh kitteh.
Mai hoomins are sad.
Not shur wai but fink it has sumpfin to do wif my brudder.
Hoomin told me he "passed on ." Dunno wat dat mean, but I'm pretty shur he not kommin bak. Wich meens I no get my five doller munnies bak from heem.
Jerk.
Anywai, ai guess I will miss him. He was oranj n had a face. My brudder.
Yoo guys member Asshole? He's my non-astranot brudder. He saw my blog an now wants munneh. He rote me teh other day.
Says his name actually Kevin, but I no care. He always be asshole to me. Dis a picture of him and his "wife." dunno wat goin on heer. dun wanna know.
I not sendeen him anyfing. He weird. ai bet he do drugs or someteen .
...asshole.
dis me in stoopid hat.
Aunt Shayne came over.
thot it wood be funneh.
ai not amused.
hyoomins are dick bags.
it to help cut balz off kittehs.
dun no how ai feel bout dis.
ennyway.
here link to Hyoomain Sosiutee. Go heer to vote for meh.
...duz dis mean...MY balz is gone? I must have tawk wif my hyoomin now.
Ai foun my brudder Tom Selleck! wel, he foun me. He iz astranot! Juss liek he always dreemd! Sent me postcard of heemself.
Ai went on interwebz and look him up. He is decorated. Dis him in yooneeform.
Mahm would be so prouds of you, Tom. So proudz.
Is Martin Loother Keeng Day.
I gess was cool hoomin or sumpteeng bekaws hoomins take off jobs today to have cookouts, dreenk beers and go to beech.
No get, but okay.
Happee MLK Joonyoor day.
Heer glimpse into mai life.
Dis me relaxin. I like a good wyte tank tops to lownj in.
Dis mai brudder, Pharoah. Dis blurry cuz I sneek up on him in de baffroom. ROFLM (roll on floor leeking mahself).
And dis. Dis mai stoopid hyoomin. Not onlee is she looser for do nutheeng but play vidyoo games all deh. She also started to dress like meh. She is pozer.
I no unnerstandz noo yeer. Hyoomins try lose weight, stop dreenking. Iss geh. I eet moar an pee on stuf. Dis me at home beein festiv.
I dun no whut dis is but hyoomans sellabrate.
Dey eets lots, bring trees inside n put bowz on kittehs.
I no understaynd hyoomins. I pee on treez.
Dis piktur from lass time hyoomin selebrate bow on kitteh day. Not grate angal.
