I is not amuzd. Dis my not amuzd fayse.
I is down rite peesd off.
Hoomins went an got a new kitteh.
This her. She look famileeur to meh. Sumpin tell me she try to be like me.
I ben hissin at her and she steel mai toys. Am not a fan.
She iz so annoi-eenks. Followz me round n want to play.
I is old.
Well. She k I gess. Long as she noes who iz boss.
...me. I am bozz. Stoopid babeh kitteh.